Fucksock

1.An insult
2.An exclamation
3.A suitable alternative to tissues when caught short post-ejaculation

1. He shouted at the escaping thief 'you utter fucksock!'
2. As the bowl smashed into pieces, he yelled 'fucksocks!'
3. His sinful work done, the young catholic boy glanced around searching for a fucksock to deal with his mess.

by Robin Pants May 13, 2003

Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker

Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

by Schmeckler April 17, 2017

fuckotic

Sexually confusing.

"Whenever that person gets near me, it gets so fuckotic, because I can never tell whether they're a guy or a girl. (This person just happens to be Tony Danza)"

by Cory Hunt April 4, 2003

Fuckstank

The maloderous cloud of sweat, theramones and other bodily fluids that remains in a room following sex.

I walked back into the room after the orgy, and was immediately hit in the face by fuckstank.

by Blues Boy October 30, 2009

Alligator Fuckshack

Performing the "Alligator Fuckhouse" in Lewis County.

That couple from Lewis County was way out in the country and decided to perform the Alligator Fuckshack. It was messy.

by NotNicole June 16, 2011

Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'

Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.

by spabath January 19, 2008

fuckstack

n. fuckstack: a stack of things; a shitload, an assload, a shit ton; the mind as a manifestation of your sentience that kinda chills in your head.

v. fuckstack, -ing: stacking items, ideas, PBRs or tweets; increasing dramatically.

adj. fuckstacked: stacked up; crammed, clogged, jammed; immense.

adv. fuckstack: supreme.

n. fuckstack: "I want a fuckstack of french toast."

n. fuckstack: "Thinking about the logistics of that just blew my fuckstack to pieces."

v. fuckstack: "Aight, who the dicks wants to fuckstack PBR with me? I'm ready to crunk it up."

v. fuckstacking: "Fuckstacking my bladder box with Monster."

adj. fuckstacked: "I love a fuckstacked inbox."

adv. fuckstack: "Holy ducking shiv dick on the floor fuckstack disabled analytical operations compromised rerouting all basic processing help"

by 93octane February 25, 2009