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Ass Flossing

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass
I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.
by [Maze] September 30, 2005
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flossip

The way to gossip about all things flossy.
"Girl, I don't know if you heard the flossip, but Mary was wearing a onesy and being a major beeyotch.
by FlossipGirl January 28, 2008
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flossing

To show off all of your money, designer clothes, and expensive jewellery.
Damn johnny was flossing on everyone with that outfit today.
by rip ollie April 20, 2018
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toxic floss job

to have someone floss their teeth with the hair near your anus
"dude shit got real weird last nite and a girl gave me a toxic floss job"
by J Dangles January 26, 2010
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flossin'

"I was flossin'this weekend in my new Escalade with its phat-ass rims."
by isabel April 11, 2003
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crotch floss

(n.) a towel (or other piece of material such as an article of clothing left in the bathroom by a roomie or sibling) purpose-dedicated to drying the area between one's genitals and rectum and the rectum itself (also the region between the scrotum and the thigh). The towel is grasped in one hand in front of the body, and one hand behind and pulled back and forth vigorously, as if flossing one's teeth, but on a larger and smellier scale.

(v.) to floss one's crotch, using a towel as described above. Telltale evidence is usually left on a towel used for crotch flossing: brown skid marks.
Doug used Jane's tanktop as crotch floss, since she insists upon leaving her clothing on the bathroom floor.
by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009
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candy floss

by Freddy November 20, 2004
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