fannyfaknackerpants

a little madam who thinks highly of herself ie a pre adolescent female who is prone to temper tantrums, rebellious attitudes, the belief that she herself should be the sole focus within a family home.

Mother; becky will you start washing the dishes please?
Becky; thats not fair why should i do them? I did them 2 years ago! I had to go school for 6 hours today you've only been to work for 10. Why does everyone always pick on ME when something needs doing!(this is said as she stamps her feet up the stairs as she heads for her room)
Mother; get back down here and start the dishes fannyfaknackerpants

by the-kid August 24, 2007

fannywoggle

A type of person who is particularly silly.

Oh John, your such a fannywoggle! (upon dropping a custard pie.)

by RoseRoseFannywogglePoopNose February 14, 2008

Fannybib

A bib for your fanny

1) "Fuck off you fannybib"
2) A sanitary item for your private area.
3) Tuxedo in the form of a pant.

by Mmaaggnnaaa December 16, 2008

Fanny Snack

Anal–oral sex, also referred to or described as anal–oral contact or anilingus (from anus + lingus)

That was one tasty fanny snack!

by Famous titties January 7, 2011

Fanny daggers

Sharp unexpected pain in or around the vaginal area

holy s**t, iv just got right fanny daggers

by Bigched December 17, 2014

fanny flusterer

The male equivalent of prick teaser.

His words and actions made me so hot and flustered, he was like a fanny flusterer!

by phallatio July 10, 2015

Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.

Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help

by Okenj August 8, 2015