I'll explain later

Meaning that he/she needs to come up with the story first. The story may have gaps depending on time frame.

I'm going to Jenny's house, she needed help with something. I'll explain later.

by TumbleDweeeb July 4, 2023

Explanation

I'm pretty sure I deserve one of these. I also feel as though I'm owed one of these.

Iam "I still want an explanation."

Hym "You're not going to get one."

Iam "Well... I should..."

Hym "But you won't."

Iam "I mean... I still think I'm wrong about something here...."

Hym "What's there to think about? It either was what you thought it was or you were intentionally lead astray."

Iam "Yeah, but... *Sigh*.... They could have made this so much easier..."

Hym "I told you before and I'll tell you again. They liked being a hindrance. It was a game to them and they did it because they didn't respect you."

Iam "That's obvious..."

Hym "Look, it really doesn't matter. You left it entirely up to them. They chose that outcome. All of your problems there were communication based and could have been resolved by a 7 word sentence. It would have taken less than han 60 seconds. They didn't want to fix the problem. They liked that the problem bothered you so they allowed it problem to persist."

Iam "........"

Hym "They should have just left us alone"

by Hym Iam April 21, 2022

Explaining Your Giraffe

Phrase created by late-night Czar Crag Ferguson. Is a common expression usd to describe masturbation. Cannot be used as a plural. Sentence: "I walked in on Jay explaining his giraffe."

giraffe masturbation Explaining Your Giraffe

by ImNotDWapp July 27, 2010

Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!

"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"

by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009

acronym explainer

Someon who uses acronyms in their sentence and then immediately explain what the acronym means... therefore making the use of the acronym utterly pointless

Andy: "Hey Pete, why isn't this printing right?"

Pete: "It's WYSIWYG, what you see is what you get."

Andy: "Oh right"

*Pete walks off*

Stu: "why did he just explain the acronym? surely that is just pointless"

Andy: "he is an acronym explainer"

by maadmaxxer August 13, 2010

explateration

A combination of cogent explanation and egregious brain dump.

The field of quantitative research in economics is predicated upon the process of explateration.

by gmoman July 20, 2011

explacitate

A word used to demand further information on someone else's incomplete thought. Usually used to probe for more information on a topic that is not readily being revealed.

You did what with Linda?! Explacitate!

by Teri M July 3, 2005