when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.
"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
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by JoeRogue December 19, 2013
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When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014
Get the Erection Deception mug.Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016
Get the Erection Selection mug.Having an uncontrollable and often inopportune erection which then leads others to a state or period of uncontrolled excitement and/or wild behavior.
While trying to take a cold shower at the gym to quell my erection, others saw the object of my embarrassment and it started an erection frenzy.
by Theofeeder April 12, 2023
Get the Erection frenzy mug.An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.
"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."
by R.H. Sweaters November 14, 2009
Get the Rogue erection mug.-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
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