Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.

Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.

by Juice420 July 7, 2010

ending it with a like

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.

person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23

person 2 likes this

person 2 is now ending it with a like

by TheBald February 21, 2011

eadyn

A young beautiful girl. Most often redhead or raven haired. Funny, skinny, big-chested, and very beautiful. One of the most beautiful creatures on earth. Hense the name Eadyn pronounced ēden. Like the paradise garden. Most gorgeous.

Guy *cat whistles as girl walks by*. I'm Eadyn, Americas top model.

by Missississy January 6, 2014

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

Korean Happy Ending

Similar to a run of the mill happy ending, except feet are used instead of hands. The client is brought to orgasm via feet manipulation.

I went to the Kogi truck and they had Korean happy endings on the menu yo! She used her feet on me and in less then 2 minutes my eyes were tucked behind my head.

by Standin69 May 4, 2012

Never Ending

When trying to say good bye to someone and they keep replying to your final words. It is worse in regular conversation then through some sort of instant messaging.

Kyle-Alright man we'll see ya later.
Frank-Ya taker' easy.
Kyle- ok you too man.
Frank- Always. We'll talk to you later.
Kyle- Ya for sure, I gtg bye.
Frank- Bye.
Kyle- Ok stop talking this goodbye is never ending.

by Samsquanch21 November 26, 2009