CBC Employee

An incompetent person, often with a bad attitude who works a public service job, knowing that they have job security because it is extremely hard to fire them. These individuals have lost the passion for their work and take out their problems on other people. Named after the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, known shorthand as CBC.

That CBC Employee gave my tax information to the Proshred guy instead of giving it back to the goverment. As a result, I lost my home and my business.

by Mad Truck Driver December 13, 2021

chick-fil-a employee

a person who uses my pleasure after every sentence

I wanna be a chick-fil-a employee.

by ilovechick-fil-a July 4, 2021

Retail Employee

Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.

Some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of statutory rape.

That Retail employee is fucking around with my request, I hope Zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.

Did you see that female retail employee? Her ass was so round and firm you could do sexual things to it!

by Asshat McSpazzypants December 16, 2008

Hate Employee

A follower of a hater who hates with them. A person who lives to hate, someone who despises other people who have succeeded in their goals or who are trying to reach their goals. Someone who rather talk behind somebody's back instead of looking at that someone in the eye and say what they feel about them.

For more info, check out hater

Boy 1: "I can't stand that kid. My friend told me he's trying to be a rapper. He'll never make it!"

Boy 2: "Stop being a Hate Employee!"

by JC_407 January 21, 2009

Exployee

An employee that is no longer working for a certain business

Dude 1: "There's a guy looking for a Matt, do we have a Matt working here?"

Dude 2: "Nope, Exployee. Got fired last week"

by Joshua Rogers May 30, 2008

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

by anonymous March 9, 2021

employee whispering

An act of management defined by the issuance of calming denials and soothing reassurances to employees of failing companies. Intended to prevent mass stampedes to other jobs which might dilute any remaining value of the troubled company at the time of sale.

The CEO sent out an employee whispering memo assuring personnel that the company has no intention of filing for bankruptcy.

by IBON4IT October 3, 2011