Fake Emergency

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.

They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.

by AR2021 July 4, 2021

Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

Plasma emergency responce team

go work on boom boom thingy

Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy

by Rafdude May 28, 2022

full bladder emergency

Your bladder is full and you need to pee badly and you can't find a bathroom and don't know how long you can hold it before you go on yourself.

Hurry I'm having a full bladder emergency.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber December 14, 2020

State of Emergency

a Crazy Playstation 2 video game. in this game, shadow corporation overthrows America government and takes control of whole USA state, most people simply calls them "Corporation". this company is like combination of Disney and EA and much worst. they make everyone their slaves, turns off the rights of freedom and give a lot of people pain and suffering. however years later the underground group called "Freedom" starts riots in "Capitol City" and the Corporation declares State of Emergency. in this game you can litterally fucking blow up every Corporation shop, kill hundreds of Corporation cops, swat, military with many weapons in the game. is fun blowing everything in your way.

Person 1: Hey did you ever know "State of Emergency"?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I used to blow everything and kill so much Corporation cops.

"Smash the Corporation!" "Long live Freedom!!"

by GreenPigwithHelmet September 7, 2021

Emergenshit

When your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly shit your pants. The chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. Occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. Excessive Taco Bell, Mexican, and Chinese foods can cause this.

I was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. I had to run to the bathroom to take an emergenshit. Must have been that Mexican buffet I ate for lunch.

by laurlaurlaurlaur May 15, 2014

emergefied

When people have emergencies ALL THE TIME.

Annette: "All these mfer's are emergefied."
Bruce: "oh, i know right? EVERYTHING IS AN EMERGENCY! THEYRE SO EMERGEFIED

by Emergification November 6, 2017