Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010

emergency jerk

You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.

I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.

by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015

Embraer

One of the coolest plane makers out there, they made planes like the ERJ145, E170, E175, E190, E195, E195-E2, etc. Even though they make cool planes they usually sell more private/military aircraft then commercial aircraft. They are also Brazillian.

Chad pilot: I am gonna fly an embraer today i am so cool, so nice, so beautiful, so sexy, so chad, so wonderful, so cute, so embraer, so woo woo, so i ran out of ideas to put here, so hero.
Virgin ugly ass pilot: But Bombardier better!!!!
Chad pilot: Shut ya mouth tasteless.

by embraer fan #bombardiertrash # January 28, 2022

Emergency food

Chopper. Paimon is a good choice for emergency food too.

Luffy: emergency food
Chopper: Don’t look at me!

by Joey Jackson Johnson October 10, 2022

National emergency

Something that is called for when a man-child doesn't get enough blocks for his wall-building play.

The congress refused to give money for building the wall so President Trump declared a national emergency so he can route military funding to the wall building.

by Fantasos February 16, 2019

Carnal Embrace

'Carnal Embrace' To embrace your Carnal physical feelings, desires and needs of the body. It's your natural instincts as a human for sexual pleasure.

"Damn, I need me some 'Carnal Embrace' during this lockdown“

by Carnal Embrace. couk May 25, 2020

Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.

Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.

by rettanator August 15, 2009