Elon fuck

the most fucking dick making twitter to fucking x and twitter saying yes beacause is elon musk?!?!??!?!?!?

Fuck i got x by elon fuck
bro elon suck my dick you fucking dugebag

by aureliammm October 16, 2023

The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.

“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”

by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025

Elon

slang term for the slimy residue covering the surface of a sweaty colon

after my run this morning, i had developed an elon around my arse-hole due to a lack of exercise over the past few weeks.

by TrumpGivesPutinBlowjobs March 6, 2025

out-eloning

A lie so obvious that even eleon wouldn't tell it.

Tesla will never tap capital market again and will be cash flow positive in the future. Also, I don't do this for the money, but to save humanity one G650 flight at a time. Trevor out-eloning with his Nikola snake oil.

by Wgxsa September 13, 2020

Elon Musk

The scent of meat sweats and fecal matter that inhabits a room for five minutes after Donald Trump runs through

Was that Trump? Only... I thought I smelled lingering Elon Musk.

by dangerferret February 24, 2025

Elon

Used to describe something so outrageously and over-the-top stupid. Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb or even verb.

Holy crap dude, you’re breaking it! Don’t be an Elon!
Oh my god, that’s pissing people off. You’re so Elon!
Why do you keep Elon posting those attacks on random people. ?
Please stop Eloning. It’s giving me a headache!

by Kurrmudgeon February 25, 2025

eloned

when someone promises something but fails to deliver or does it much later than expected

- I'm still waiting you to show me your programming skills
- Ay-yoooo, eloned u

by Deteptar December 10, 2023