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Elijah is the kind of guy who gets any girl he wants hes an mvp on the football team and he is a guy who will beat you in a race no sweat he is also the kind of guy who lost his virginity in the 7th grade and he is always talkin bout how he did her and then he will be showing u a video of him doin her so elijah isnt a fuckboy hes more of a man then you will really ever be.
Boy:dude did you see the video of elijah
guy:wat video?
boy:he got a big dick danm
Elijah by HUNTER RIVERA November 4, 2019
A very disappointing word and person that should be called "dissapointing".
Disappointing Elijah. You are very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very disappointing.
Elijah by hwsxjwwdecfwne August 10, 2017
A nasty ass nigger who dosen't brush his teeth and always wears white socks
Boy: Elijah get your gumball head ass over here ol crusty lip ass
Elijah is a asshole who doesn't give a fuck about his friends and ditches them for more famous "friends" that only like him for his so called jokes and he thinks he's sexy he'll even make up a word for it he likes stabbing people and video games his last name usually starts with a A you know for asshole.
You see Elijah over there he's being a asshole again stabbing Kevin.
Elijah by SuperFantasicDefiner December 3, 2018
* Turn off the lights * Elijah wya ?
Elijah by HAHA FR February 14, 2019
1. Elijah is a almost always a dick that steals jokes and has old memes.

2. Elijah is also a popular name in California for guys that let you bang their sister
Kayden: Let me bang your sis
Elijah: Okay just let me watch
Kayden: Deal
Elijah by Elijah Elliott May 26, 2017