the hottest jew on the street. has a very big penis but is a late bloomer. overweight but funny. very fucking bright and cute. can be racist but only sometimes.
Elijah is the kind of guy who gets any girl he wants hes an mvp on the football team and he is a guy who will beat you in a race no sweat he is also the kind of guy who lost his virginity in the 7th grade and he is always talkin bout how he did her and then he will be showing u a video of him doin her so elijah isnt a fuckboy hes more of a man then you will really ever be.
Disappointing Elijah. You are very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very disappointing.
Elijah is a asshole who doesn't give a fuck about his friends and ditches them for more famous "friends" that only like him for his so called jokes and he thinks he's sexy he'll even make up a word for it he likes stabbing people and video games his last name usually starts with a A you know for asshole.