eisenhower shuttle

originating in the battlefields of gettysburg, a sexual position so mysterious, intense, and erotic that not even the creators know what it is

Brian: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.

by Giggs April 23, 2008

eidson

The family with a large amount of alcoholism, diabetes, wavy hair, teenage pregnancies, and exceptionally good looks. Typically from Ohio

The pregnant, alcoholic teenager from Ohio with diabetes and wavy hair looks smokin! Must be an Eidson.

by HotHoeEidson June 14, 2017

easons

an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context

Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!

by Spelling/Grammar Nazi Overlord June 22, 2011

epson

The name of my printer. Also, the name nospe spelled backwards.

"Hey, Epson- what's up?"

"You name backwards is 'nospe.'"

by douuuuuuuuud January 18, 2008

Eisenstadt

Only the most sweetest place to live in Austria! It also just so happens to be the most B.A. last name around. If you have this last name you most likely will do great things for others and or the world.

You must be cool if you live in Eisenstadt
His last name is Eisenstadt! He's so bad ass...

by Ella Clark February 22, 2010

epsonality

Epsonality is a made-up advertising word coined by Epson of America – a company that makes inkjet printers and various other imaging periphery. According to them, Epsonality describes a unique variety of creativity that lives inside our brains. When you find the right Epson printer to satisfy your inner printing needs, only then can you truly express your Epsonality, and acheive your full printing potential.

Now that I've discovered my Epsonality, I feel like my life has a whole new sense of purpose. And that purpose is scrapbooking.

by mikeshane55 December 24, 2007

Tripp Eisen

Guy from Murderdolls/Static-X who is a kiddy fiddler/nonce.

(to the theme of Postman Pat)

Postman Tripp, Postman Tripp, Postman Tripp and his kiddy poking dick.
Early in the morning
As underage girls are yawning
Tripp empties out his sack in his van...

by Lugs. Got. PWND. March 17, 2005