The Edward

The act of putting a stuffed animal in a drawstring bag to attract girls. This works well especially at camps. Gives even the weirdest people instant popularity.
andy: Whose that fag with that stuffed animal on his back?
random guy: Hes doing The Edward
Andy: wtf thats soo stupid..... why are all those girls going up to him.............how can something that stupid be so genius?
by Andy (ur bday present eddy) August 15, 2010
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Edwarded

When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.

AKA: Rannefeld Glitter Bomb
You just got Edwarded!
by Zoey's Daddy February 21, 2011
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Edwarding

When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.

Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.
"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."

"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"
by _allismine_ August 07, 2009
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edward

A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.
by xhoi March 26, 2009
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edward

A sexy boy who is liked by girls, the name Edward mean "Worrier" or "protecter" most Edwards ushally fall In love with girls named Leah or Megan don't ask it just happened if your name is Edward your strong sexy and sporty
Person1: u have u seen that boy Edward!
Person2: fuck yeah
by ThatBeast March 22, 2017
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Edward has the cleverest hands and the biggest brain. If you ask real nice, he might give you a mustache ride.
Edward can make anything out of music and imagination.
by hypermetamorphic July 10, 2017
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