A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.
by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.
Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.
2) To look like a flaming faggot.
Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.
2) To look like a flaming faggot.
1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)
Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"
Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"
2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen
Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"
Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"
2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen
by BadassDude June 29, 2009
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Once sitting behind rebellious youngsters in the sixth grade he was kicked out of grade school on the last day when it was discovered he had massive amounts of bestiality porn stored on his computer in Beginning Advance Typing class. He stands 6' 4" has one leg, a flock of seagulls haircut and a 1986 Twisted Sister Tour T-shirt. Also it should be noted, he has had no less than three sex changes. If you see this man have him arrested for he could rape your pet chinchilla. And that would be very very bad.
"Edward Sanders reportedly was shot with shot a .50 cal. magnum revolver loaded with baby hamsters, he then burst into flames and crashed through a window and blew up the entire parking complex, and may or may not have lived."
by JimJabJibbers January 2, 2009
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1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.
1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.
by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010
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