figure eight

To burn out in the number eight motion.

I figure eighting in the Corvette.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

twenty eight

Sex position in which the man gets infected with the rage virus, vomits blood all over the woman, and then uses it as a lubricant for anal sex. Then afterward he pokes out her eyes and eats her face.

Hey, sexy, how's about we twenty eight tonight? I know you want to.

by hardlywilling June 10, 2009

Crazy Eights

When a chick lies on a bed spread-eagled and runs her finger in a figure-eight motion around and between her cunt and arse holes.

"She's doing the crazy-8's, looks like someone's getting lucky"

by drew christx May 4, 2005

v-eight

It is the true modification of the original shocker...(this move is only for professionals). The iniator of this move puts both of his hands together and then seperates them leaving only his wrist touching providing the perfect four in the front and four in the back for her whorish vaginal and anal pleasures. Men do your job and slam away with both arms!!!!

When asked would you like the shocker she replied "No give me the whole V-eight"

by punediver June 22, 2006

eight ball

cheap, scam of a toy in which one first asks it a question, then shakes the "magic" ball to get a sarcastic, witty, answer such as "not a chance" or "don't count on it.

Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?

Magic Eight Ball: try again later

Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?

Magic Eight Ball: try again later

Jane: *chucks across room*

by Kohrtni_Lin September 21, 2005

eight ball

About four grams of fun.

Johnny showed up at the party with six 8 balls of meth. He kept one and shared it with everyone. His girlfirend took one and halved it with his brother. She then swiped a whole one for her friend. His depressed and jobless friend Bob then begged him out of one, he sold one to a guy who would pay him Thursday when he got a job, and he lost two in a poker bet. How bad is Johnny screwed?

by Super Gerbil September 7, 2003

eight ball

Eight Ball also refers to Olde English Brand "800". It is the malt liquor Eazy E raps about in the song "8 Ball".

I don't drink brass monkey, like to be funky
Nickname Eazy-E your 8 ball junkie

by Ivan Baltazar July 23, 2005