dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023

erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!

Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!

by forklol June 21, 2022

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

sexual personality dysfunction

Which is a type of temporary personality malfunction dealing with sexual personality and its course of action leading to harrassment ,rape,or even molestation

Roby suffered from sexual personality dysfunction

by rafael e Reyes December 10, 2018

Silkectile Dysfunction

When you silk prematurely without stareater x6

I need medication for my Silkectile Dysfunction

by LeonSucks September 9, 2025

erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex

bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look

by sloppymashies July 19, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020