Dutch uncle

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

by t3h z0Wn February 29, 2004

dutch twins

Dutch twins are siblings that are born a year or less apart. Such siblings are also referred to as Irish twins which some people consider racist due to the fact that many Irish Catholic people do not believe in birth control.

Kathryn was born in 1986. Her little sister Lucy was born in 1987. People sometimes referred to them as Dutch twins or Irish twins.

by needtoknowbasis November 6, 2013

a dutch oven

one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..

ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..

by kevin smith May 30, 2006

dutch star

When a woman is fellating a man, the man pulls out just before ejaculation and immediately slaps her on the cheek with an open palm and spread fingers. He then proceeds to test his marksmanship by attempting to ejaculate on the red star-shaped mark left on her cheek from the slap.

While out for a late night nature walk, Bryan stumbled on Kyle performing a dutch star on a dirty girl in the woods outside of the Junipine Resort.

by bkainer May 17, 2009

Dutch Brownie

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015

Dutch Soup

When a bunch of people form a circle under a blanket with a participant in the middle who has to preform oral sex to figure out what member of the group farted.

Girl 1: omg the soup kitchen is so smelly and gross. Girl 2: please, that's nothing compared to the Dutch soup i had last night.

by Goatollie November 6, 2017

Dutch Propeller

The act of a dutch rudder with 3 or more persons involved.

Man me and my friend started a dutch rudder, but then 3 more people came so it turned into a dutch propeller.

by The Iron Goblin March 8, 2011