trouser drums

the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.

bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!

by angry bry March 3, 2009

chicken drum

Anagram for, "Dick Muncher."

She loves giving head so much, she is a chicken drum.

by superalpha March 2, 2014

Booty drum

A musical instrument typically played by hand upon a gluteus maximus. Drumstricks are highly discouraged.

Wow, I didnt realize I had a booty drum proclaimed Isabel. I thought you could only play this song on a snare drum.

by Floatiebythesea September 1, 2018

Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.

Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.

by Backstagesecrets September 5, 2016

bucket drums

A drum kit created by empty buckets, pots, pans, blue boxes etc and played with any hard object found (bats, whisk, hammer etc). There are many variations of the bucket drum style in punk music, and garage bands who never make it.

*clank clackity clank*
"What the hell is that?! It sounds like someone is falling down the stairs"
"Oh, it's just Julian practising his Bucket Drums".

by Tiger Princess May 11, 2008

car drumming

When, while listenning to a song in your car, you just can't help playing drums on the dashboard, steering wheel and any part of the car you can reach.

- Damn, I had a stupid car accident yesterday. I left the road on a straight line.
- How dit it happen ?
- I was car drumming...
- Oh, that's too bad dude. Next time turn off the radio.

by TheGyem September 2, 2011

drum machine

An electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. Drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). Drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers.

I just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last two beats of the measure on my drum machine.

by Sanyote May 9, 2006