drop a duece

Bowel Movement; Take a shit; Poop.

Give me the keys to the bathroom, I need to drop a duece; (past tense)Don't go in there, I just dropped a nasty duece.

by J January 23, 2004

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

drop the donut

when u fuck up

"dude dont drop the donut"

by biguglyboy2 November 17, 2016

drop the deuce

verb. 1) to take a large dump

After eating the enchilada dinner, I had to drop the deuce.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

Drop a Douche

When your dumbshit friend asks you if you just dropped a douche after returning from a long trip to the bathroom. In reality your friend means drop a deuce but because he is a dumbshit and doesn't know what douche means he says drop a douche.

Man **insert name** is a dumbshit, he asked me if I was going to drop a douche.

by rackassddf3df June 10, 2009

Drop the Deuce

A parallel parking maneuver that involves only two moves:

1. Backing the car into the spot
2. Pulling forward to straighten the tires.

It is a move perfected only by those that are forced to navigate the rough and tumble cities where parallel parking is a way of life.

It was a pretty tight spot, but I was able to drop the deuce!

by Riden Dirty May 28, 2011

drop the dragon

To take a large and steaming shit of a massive contiguous shape. Generally outside in the cold (I.E. camping, wintery situations, etc). Can envoke a dragon like roar/howl to express pure glee and accomplishment.

Oh man, I have to drop the dragon something fierce!

Dude, I just dropped the dragon over behind that tree(perhaps you heard my roar?). Be careful over there, it is still breathing fire! (hence the rising steam)

by Aldean January 18, 2008