Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.

I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.

by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

dong dress

A dress with big dongs on it

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh

by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016

Dress out

Is to change from jail clothing to the clothing you went to jail in.

You must dress out to leave jail.

by KasThaKaveman February 3, 2020

Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.

Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.

Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.

by Plato9983 August 18, 2020

gosford dress

Very short dress - close to The Entrance
(Aussie Joke)

Burt: "Jeez, there's a heap of chicks in Gosford dresses here tonight"

Dick: "Yeah mate, when that one took her last pool shot I saw The Entrance"

Rosie: "I don't get it..."

by KrapKunt October 19, 2013