dork

Someone who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles.

I walked into the bathroom and there that dork was.

by k-pog July 13, 2004

dork

the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.

Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"

by thecoldbeerreport January 17, 2011

dork

Can be used to describe a whale penis.

hey liz look at that giant dork, which i am not. it is the penis of a whale. and you are a cunt

by Phat T July 28, 2008

dork

People who have conversations on AIM through their away messages. This really happens.

This is a sad state of affairs so I'm not even going to put an example. It's just something dorks do.

by Matty-O July 29, 2008

dorked

An object that has been misaligned just enough to preventing it from working properly; bent; twisted; opposite of "tweaked".

The door won't close all the way because somebody bumped into it and dorked it;

by Bazumpus July 19, 2011

Dork

(n)Sonny a beautiful intelligent woman. one who has many goals that she will fulfill. who has the soul of a five year old. Hannah Montana's stalker.

not a whales penis

hahahah I love you dork!

by Kelsea bacastow March 5, 2008

dork

a cool nerd or geek or freak

im such a friggen dork!

by Jessica September 24, 2003