by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
by Gipple March 1, 2018

My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"
by Hodge10 June 20, 2011

by FineAsFuck1234 November 22, 2015

by katie boo September 11, 2012
