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Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011
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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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Doodie knuckle

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger
I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle
by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020
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Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
by Gipple March 1, 2018
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Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge
My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"
by Hodge10 June 20, 2011
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dash doodie

When someone takes a shit in your car and you don't know where the source is.
*opens car door* Holy hell! What is that god awful stench? Must be a dash doodie.
by FineAsFuck1234 November 22, 2015
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doodie pooter

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.
by katie boo September 11, 2012
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