Jonathan Divers

Also Known as pills, jonathan divers is a man with the biggest gyat in bgs
by Haywardlover101 August 23, 2023
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Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.
Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.
by Sokofromsocal September 26, 2019
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diggy diver

one whom chops the diggy, a head giver if u will, a conneseuer of the penial region..aka one who sucks penis..
ughh fool you see the lips on alicia? shes a diggy diver for sure..

man that girl monica is a diggy diver fo sho! she chops the penis up like no other..
by the rolemodel July 22, 2009
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dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016
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Holy Diver

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.
The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.
by warlock230 December 14, 2010
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Scooba Diver

Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.

Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.
Get out of here you scooba diver, you're so stupid.
No man, i wont be seen with a diver like that.
by Degnan2e January 08, 2011
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muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
'she is a muff diver'
by HappyJeans February 10, 2006
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