give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

dishwasher rich

When your just above middle class and you think your rich

Woo they must be dishwasher rich acting like that

by hotty girl June 13, 2017

Dishwasher December

For girls that make fun of boys loosing no nut November

Haha looser! You lost NNN🤪

You tell them GOOD LUCK IN DISHWASHER DECEMBER BITCH

by Deniius November 6, 2019

Dishwasher Man

A man who is easily put in the dishwasher. A stubborn angry little short man who acts very tough but secretly has a massive mommy kink

Alex from Clockwork Orange is prime Dishwasher Man. He acts tough but would cry if I insulted his Funko pop collection in front of his friend. Prime scrubbing down material.

by Yenolegal January 13, 2023

Loading the Dishwasher

When you cum inside of a woman and get her pregnant.

I was Loading the Dishwasher about 8 months ago, and now she is a huge, hormonal pregger bitch.

by TheFlashSimiValley March 3, 2024

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008

hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game

guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB

by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025