dingle root

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.

My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!

by Gshat April 2, 2017

dingle net

The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.

Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Dingle Felt

A person in a class setting acting in a manner in which he/she will provoke a teacher or student to become confused or angered.

Alex quit annoying Josh Kelly by being such a Dingle Felt.

by Angela's_fav_chemist March 4, 2009

dingle muncher

Someone who eats their dingle berries after they have been plucked.

Brett, your such a dingle muncher.

by Joe Cady October 20, 2006

dingle dong

A short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble dingle berries.

That guys penis is a dingle dong. Too bad for him.

by patrico January 8, 2008

Dingle Diamond

A term used to grab the attention of an a-hole who is in their own world.

Yo Dingle Diamond, I asked you a question!

by Wizzleman October 27, 2008

Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole

Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts

by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009