Dingle Brownie

A more advanced form of a dingle berry.

Any mass of dried fecal matter clinging to the hairs surrounging the anus.

A cake-like substance not intended for human consumption. Is often found on the ass of obese truck drivers who suffer from cabbage ass.

Man, I thought dingle brownies were a breakfast cereal. I was so wrong. Now I know that they are just the nasty, half-digested leftovers from that truck stop burrito.

by bobby February 3, 2004

dingle net

The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.

Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Dingle Felt

A person in a class setting acting in a manner in which he/she will provoke a teacher or student to become confused or angered.

Alex quit annoying Josh Kelly by being such a Dingle Felt.

by Angela's_fav_chemist March 4, 2009

dingle muncher

Someone who eats their dingle berries after they have been plucked.

Brett, your such a dingle muncher.

by Joe Cady October 20, 2006

dingle dong

A short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble dingle berries.

That guys penis is a dingle dong. Too bad for him.

by patrico January 8, 2008

Dingle Bush

a clueless woman with poor hygene that catches small bits of used tp in her pubic hair region.

"This chick i got with last night had a dingle bush, i almost yakked!"

by Vixen Vamp February 6, 2012

Badger Dingle

A cyclist who is badmouthed, cycles around Badger, urinates on people`s gardens, leaves drawing pins for car tires and wears Lycra that wouldn`t have fit them 5 years ago.

Shoo you BADGER DINGLE

by FLIBLERB December 3, 2019