Dickweed

A person who you can't live with, can't live without. He/she is usually a pain in the ass and make every living moment with them hell, but at the end of the day, you miss them when they're gone. You can't live with him/her, can't live without him/her.

Dude(Deep in concentration):Maybe if...

Dickweed: HEY, LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I HAVE.

Dude: Look what you made me do... I hate you.

Dickweed: Fine, I'll leave...

Dude: No, I'm kidding, come back! I love you.

by H-D-W July 20, 2010

dickweed

A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.

My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.

by HoratioT April 16, 2008

Dickweed

Someone who's sucha dick, they're like a weed.

That dickweed just ruined my day.

by Bela-Lugosi December 20, 2010

Dickweed

The weed that a male keeps separated from the rest of his stash with the hope that sharing it with a female will help his penis find happiness and purpose.

John spent his entire bag of dickweed on some skinny blonde girl, and then disappeared - he's probably plowing her right now.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011

Dickweed

1.a hair in the pubic area(pewb){dudes only}

2.a doosh

(see douchebag)

did you see that dickweed at mickee dee's?

by grut head May 6, 2010

Dickweed

Dick, as in penis/stupid + weed, as in, marijuana. Marijuana, which perceives you to be dopey,. Weeds,also in general, as they are in the home garden. They are a pain in the ass and annoying. Therefore weed = dopey/pain in the ass/annoying. As one word, this comes to be 'dickweed'.

John: I told you not to put the sauce in until its completely cooked.
Paul: Oh,i didnt know. Oops.
John: You've just ruined it. You fuckin dickweed!

by FrancoAus May 10, 2009

Dickweed

The pubic hair at the tip of the male genitalia.
Often unkept, much like a weed

I saw him come out of the shower and he had so much dickweed

by The Flying Porkman September 23, 2016