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Damonte

Very sexy he will be the best boyfriend and friend. He is very funny class clown and nice. He has a good heart to everybody in the world, He is a gentlemen to.
Look at Damonte sexy self
He just open the door for her
Did you just see what Monte just did to her
by Monnte February 3, 2020
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diamond is unbreakable

The 4th part of Jojo's bizarre Adventure, where a guy with funny hair and a guy with a baseball face go to find a david bowie murderer that has a hand fetish
Person 1: yo i just watched Diamond Is Unbreakable
Person 2: nice
by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020
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Damon Salvatore

The hottest mf out there. He’s could get it honestly. Damon enjoys to drink a lot of bourbon. He’s the only man that can r@il me. He’s the definition of perfection. Period
by obsessed with damon December 21, 2020
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Black Diamond

The most powerful diamond in Steven Universe. Also the one that Pink Diamond likes to fuck doggystyle.
by hugewetvaajayna October 20, 2023
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king diamond

Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers.
King Diamond is your lord and master.
by TimFS October 24, 2004
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Damonzeo

A damonzeo is a male (preferibly i youthfull "late bloomer) who is short and generally smaller than other peers in his age group. But messing or "teasing" around with one will resort to quick and swift punch to the gut (as it is level to his chest).

Damonzeos have an amazing strengh to weight ratio like that of aluminum and should only be dealt with by professionals
Damonzeo should be used as a name or describing word

Wow what a friggen damonzeo o o ... ow! That hurt like h*ck dude your pretty strong for such a small guy
by FreeRobloxHacks January 22, 2018
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Diamond Scale

A scale for rating girls' attractiveness that is less subjective than the traditional 1-10 scale. Referred to as the diamond scale because there are very few on the extremes and the vast majority in the center. Scale runs 1-5, from best to worst.

1= Unrealistically hot. Top .0001% of girls. Pretty much restricted to top-tier celebrities, not a term you can just throw around. You see only a handful of these in your lifetime.

2= Extemely attractive. No significant flaws, and close to universally desired. Top 1-2% of girls.

3- = Basically the girl in a group that is clearly more attractive than the others. Anyone definitely referred to as "hot", someone that people would go out of their way to get with. About 15-20% of girls.

3 = 60-70% of girls. All decent, but nothing out of the ordinary. Realistically, they're not really significantly better or worse than each other.

3+ = Not your first choice, but you'd go for it if inebriated or desperate. Most butterfaces fall into this category, except for a few that might climb into the 3 range. About as common as 3-'s.

4= Distinctly unattractive. Someone you would get made fun of at length and universally for getting with. Roughly as common as 2's.

5= Horrendous. You see these only very rarely, about as much as 1's. These go beyond the realm of "typical ugly", and usually require deformities or other highly unusual issues with their appearance.
"Dude, that chick over there. Diamond scale."
"2."
"No way, just a 3-. You don't just hand out 2's."
"True. 3-. Her friends are all 3's. Except for the butterface on the end, that's a 3+."

"Man, he got so drunk he actually got with that girl..."
"You've got to be kidding. She's a total 4."
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"
by diamondscaleftw October 31, 2011
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