Use depression with caution. Side effects can include, but are not limited to: isolation, excessive consumption of sugar caffeine or alcohol, no consumption of food or drink, listening to sad songs, lying to your family, lying to your doctor, cutting of good friends, vaping, smoking, thinking drug use will help, more depression, self harm, suicidal thoughts, and even suicide. Depression abuse is common. If you or anyone you know is struggling with depression abuse, tell someone you trust. If you think someone you know is struggling with depression abuse look for these side effects try to get them help.
Dude 1: “Hey man, I got some depression in my bag, you wanna go do it in the bathroom with me?”
Dude 2: “No dude, you should get some help though, depression isn’t healthy.”
Dude 2: “No dude, you should get some help though, depression isn’t healthy.”
by MiddletonHSkid December 23, 2018

Person A: I have depression and blah-
Person B: So wait so you are sad all day?
Person A: Fuck no and let me finish my sentence next time you uncultured swine.
Person B: So wait so you are sad all day?
Person A: Fuck no and let me finish my sentence next time you uncultured swine.
by Unlikeableloser...Bitch November 22, 2018

Guy1: “Hey man I’ve been diagnosed with depression, can you help?”
Guy2: “man that must be tough, try not being sad”
Guy2: “man that must be tough, try not being sad”
by DepressedSingleDad May 16, 2021

The shittiest shit that can ever shit someon's shitting pants. If you are diagnosed with depression, it means you brain doesn't process enough chemicals because of stress, or a brain development error. This can lead to feelings of worthlessness, and even result in suicide.
If you are feeling suicidal, contact a free trusted adult, or consult the suicide hotline, before it's too late.
If you are feeling suicidal, contact a free trusted adult, or consult the suicide hotline, before it's too late.
Jimbo: "Greg, you've been eyeing my handgun with an auspicious look! Are you experiencing depression?"
Greg: ...
Greg: ...
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 3, 2020

Depression is when you feel left out.Not wanted.No one likes you.You feel like everything is your fault.Like you should have never been born into this world.Like being alive is the last thing you want.You tiny voices in your head saying your not enough or should just end it all.But depression is also something you could be helped with.If you are someone who just looked this up and have this,please call 1-800-273-8255 and you will talk about everything that’s making you sad and depressed and you will have all confidence back.
by The.Queen.At help.ing.com July 10, 2018

by RaThErNoTsAY July 11, 2018
