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Dressed for trade

A description of a woman wearing tight and/or revealing clothing, with (un)suitable hair, makeup, shoes and jewellry, making her appear like a prostitute seeking clients.

The term does not imply that she actually is a working girl, merely that she is dressed blatantly to attract men; it can be used perjoratively by other women about somneone they assess as better dressed or more attractive than themselves - the object of their ire does not necessarilty look sleazy or cheap.
"Oh my God, look at Kitty ! I mean, boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ?"

"That bitch is dressed for trade, you'd better get Mike out of here, they used to date and she's obviously on the prowl again."
by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009
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Depreessed

Misspelt version of depressed. Or a ROBLOX player.
She is very depreessed.
by uglyassh0 December 5, 2018
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Ram dressed as lamb

A man who dresses younger than they should, the male equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb
Look what he's wearing, talk about ram dressed as lamb
by Chrissie G April 21, 2019
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Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.
Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.
by Plato9983 August 18, 2020
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kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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depressed

"are you ok?"
they ask

i respond
as quickly
as i can
so they will not
notice the earthquakes in my voice
or the tsunamis

in my eyes
or the drought
in my heart.

~ellen everett
friend: hey are you ok?
me: *i'm so depressed i could literally die right here right now.* I'm fine.
by en@gy November 20, 2018
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Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"
Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.
by akselly March 12, 2021
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