deacon

An erect human penis, any size shape or color.

Bob~ "Hey girl, have you met the Deacon?"
Sue~ "Deacon... Who's the Deacon?"
Bob~ "The Deacon yo mouth biatch!"
Sue~ "Nope."

by Briskey July 31, 2006

deacon

a kind 5 foot guy who looks like chucky but is a good friend who defends you

deacon is a good friend who sucks my little tiny hamburger

by Vali Lucifer October 25, 2017

debaculous

Of or relating to a debacle.

Nothing went right; it was debaculous!

by Phil Kerpen January 13, 2004

Deactivism

To actively fight activism through sabotage and mis-information to

"Josh handed out signs depicting a clothes hanger at an anti-abortion rally, now THATS deactivism."

by Archarzel December 16, 2008

final deacronymization

Expanding the last letter of an acronym to the full word it represents. This satirizes the phenomenon of "internet short-hand."

Common uses of final deacronymization: D.I.Yourself, B.Y.O.Beer and F.Y.Information

by zonny October 30, 2009

Waffle Debacle

1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.

2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.

3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.

Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!

by macnatty24 January 15, 2011

defacated pantaloons

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants

eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003