Detective Mills

When a naked man is on top of a woman & tries to tickle her. His penis is between her legs & she laughs so hard that she farts. Causing a vibration on his penis.

Larry was naked & jumped on top of me. He tickled me so bad gave him a Detective Mills! Lol

by #FreeMason September 10, 2019

Small delectable victories

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."

Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

by Donovan May 13, 2005

spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.

"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".

by hunley January 4, 2012

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

erection deflection

The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.

I was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english class.

by Whimbo February 7, 2006

self-defecating

Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.

Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.

by troy nc September 30, 2012

Internet detective

Someone who spends their time looking all over the internet to prove someones claim false.

Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha

Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.

INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.

by Lamashan October 17, 2009