deaf-mute

One of those kids in your class that doesn't talk to anyone and doesn't reply if anyone but the teacher says something to him.
That Robbie, he just ignores everyone. Stupid deaf-mute
by Drewba April 22, 2006
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Deaf man's delight

You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.
I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.
by Dynamite Boy December 05, 2008
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Too deaf to hear

Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.
by Pyramid titties April 08, 2019
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Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.
Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.
by Mopsynator June 27, 2010
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deaf-mute

One of those kids in your class that doesn't talk to anyone and doesn't reply if anyone but the teacher says something to him.
That Robbie, he just ignores everyone. Stupid deaf-mute
by Drewba May 06, 2006
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deaf leppard

a sexual move where you shoot it in her ear and then hit her all over very quickly to make spots
I was having a bad day and longed for entertainment, so i gave my wife a def leppard
by ben December 11, 2003
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Fucking Deaf Mute

When a sexual partner doesn’t ‘hear’ nor audibly respond to the mad skillz you’re throwing down on them.

(This term is in no way meant to disrespect people who’ve lost their ability to hear/speak!)

Sex is a ‘conversation’ of sorts, each partner communicates to the other by way of their touch, actions, & feedback they give to one another.

Except for a fucking deaf mute.

They neither ‘hear’ what your doing to them and they barely — if at all — acknowledge or respond with so much as a, “Ooo! Yes!” to that crazy thing you’re doing with your whatever to their wherever.
Dude! I was ALL OVER her last night, but she barely made so much as a moan. She’s a fucking deaf mute
by DanielNotDan November 23, 2019
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