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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
by D. Arius January 6, 2025
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Darius Pascaru

A Darius Pascaru is the best friend you can have. He is very romantic, makes very good jokes and also laughs at your jokes. He loves only one woman all his life #I. He believes in God and is very good and merciful to people. This Darius Pascaru, listens to good music, reads books and prays. D P offers flowers to his girlfriend and makes her feel like the most important person in the world. The most interesting part about D P is that it is mysterious and very cool, and its clothing makes you salivate. Everyone loves D P. But he is humble, and praise does not drive him crazy.
Darius Pascaru is the best man on the planet in every way.
by someoneuknow3 November 22, 2021
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Darius

Darius is a guy who has a big pulozaur 🦖
That guy has a big pulozaur, he must be Darius
by Pulozaurs Rex November 21, 2021
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darius printer

that indian kid who gives you his muffins and plays minecraft and you love very dearly(as a friend)
by amy_xx1234 November 15, 2019
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Darius

And you must date him girls he will not let you down and will do everything for you when you ask.Even will have sex if you ask.And loves playing basketball and is tall asf.
Darius fortza
by Hatz12 January 29, 2019
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darius crooks

A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
DARUIS, Darius wmWilliams, Darius Crooks
by SexyBae 1920 August 31, 2022
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Darius

Darius is right here, get ready to spread your legs!
by PutItOn36k? April 7, 2022
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