Dagmawi

Dagmawi is magnificent, Brilliant, charming and handsome boy.

He such a Dagmawi .

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Nigger Dalmation

The opposite of a dalmation; a black dalmation with white spots. Or, in the case of humans, Snoop Dogg.

Guy 1: Have you seen that Snoop Dogg guy? He totally looks like a dalmation, but like, a Nigger Dalmation.

Guy 2: Drop it like its hot, fool.

by Morgan Thayer July 10, 2010

C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

by tariqk December 11, 2018

Splash Damage

When taking a crap the water in the toilet splashes up striking your anus or your biffins bridge

You better pray you dont get plash damage if your taking a dump in a chemical loo

by Biffin April 8, 2004

Dalmatian

A half burnt joint. Bigger than a roach and so called because of the black spots left on the white paper by the resin.

" ...I've got a dalmatian, I can still get high... "

-Sublime

by Rayvyna420 August 19, 2019

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008

Hurricane Damage

When someone takes a dump in the bathroom. Especially one that's messy and stinks to high hell. Named for the Superdome after Katrina with its infamous bathrooms.

1. The paint on the bathroom walls was chipping after the Hurricane Damage caused by the company's free Taco Bell lunch.

2. Steve plugged the toilet at work causing severe Hurricane Damage after eating the super-humungous burrito at Taco John's.

by Earl Justwaithe December 7, 2005