Daft

Dumb as fucking Thanos, a Marvel villain that stupidly cut the universal population in half despite the reality that populations double every generation anyway.

Blizzard is daft with their changes.

by duhobviously April 14, 2019

daft ragi

A person who's intellect isn't of the higher calibre, dim

Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo is a daft ragi

by Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo December 7, 2012

Daft

Silly, crazy

Bronwyn;"Whos the prime minister"
Millard;" Winston Churchill have you gone daft"

by OliveAmbroholos November 13, 2016

Daft

A dumb ass fat thing

Do you see that daft over there ? He’s coming closer

by Mzzannthhhh November 18, 2019

Dafting

A word used to describe some daft shit

Mate thats just dafting init

by TheBigSammyG September 3, 2020

Daft Punk Whopper

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day.

--Daft Punk Whopper Song

by dog lover god April 11, 2023

Daft

Someone who is always wrong. Usually named Matthew. Opposite of a James.

Matthew is incredibly daft.

by Daftmatty October 29, 2020