Journal of No Duh

Common Sense. When explaining something, it can be used as a citation

A professor is lecturing and the bullet points in the PowerPoint are completely obvious and didn't need higher education to figure out.

Professor: "These explanations are strait out of the Journal of No Duh"

by Midnite Ninja February 25, 2010

duh durc

a way to anal fist the elderly

So did you just duh durc mrs. jones?
Hell yeah! That bitch didn't even remember it.

by MuffCabage January 7, 2019

ah duh

Ah duh is an expression used when something bad/annoying happens to yourself or a person near to you but it can be viewed in a funny light.

Derived from "ah damn", ah duh was thought to be a more lighthearted expression.

Pronounced "ah duurh", usually used in a combination with a hand gesture of the palm facing up with fingers locked into a "semi-claw" position.

"My girlfriend just dumped me"

Person 2 *hand gesture* + "Ah duh"

Alternatively once the word is understood, the hand gesture may be used in a singular form.

by Gead November 25, 2010

Um Duh!

is a word used when someone says something dumb or pisses you off. walk up to a person you never met before and do it in there face. Um fucken Duh

Why are you going to the airport? flying somewhere? respond um duh!

by Sibs04 February 6, 2010

a ba duh

what were you thinking!

person 1: " Should of had a V8"

person 2: "A ba duh"

by Sarah Carrico December 2, 2007

uh duh

the noise you make when you are:

a) trying to imitate a penguin, or

b) dying of an asthma attack.

-"uh duh" *dies*

by mateerladnam June 1, 2016

duh factor

The quotient of how many stupid things there are in the world and how many people don't know those stupid things.

"Gee, it's kind of cold out here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."

by Oktaviaa March 7, 2004