Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.

That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.

by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011

Oxygen Dodger

Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.

"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."

by Fry Ups October 23, 2020

Roger Dodger

The phrase "Roger Dodger" originated during World War II, and was verbally circulated throughout the United States military as a part of a story about a pilot or soldier that added his own flair to radio phraseology. The punch line of this story is, "Roger Dodger, you old codger!" The story was passed along by servicemen in all branches of the military.

- Pilot, I need you to land on that rice field!
- Roger Dodger

by L-Broskie February 28, 2021

Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70

So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??

by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022

Pint Dodger

A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.

Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...

by rolf harris nistleroy cuba September 3, 2009

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

granny dodger

A rapist of older women

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger

by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016