Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.
Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.
by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

by Jay Baron June 1, 2018

Shim divers is originated from messing up the line "send shivers".Shim divers actually means Give me tacos
by ThatOneOtakuGirl November 18, 2017

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.
by warlock230 December 15, 2010

Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.
Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.
Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.
by Degnan2e January 9, 2011

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
'she is a muff diver'
by HappyJeans February 14, 2006

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...
by PH March 19, 2003
