by ajshark December 28, 2016
by Blockay November 25, 2021
Dicky waters is when you secretly insert your flaccid penis into the opening of a water bottle and shake it around for a few seconds so that the entirety of the bottles contents have made content with your penis. You then hide the seemingly normal water bottle in plain sight and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Once your victim places the bottle to their lips and begins to drink the water (which has been dicked) you must yell "Dicky Waters!" and wait for their reaction. The best part about dicky waters is that since the act is virtually undetectable, one does not necessarily have to commit it. Simply exclaiming "Dicky Waters!" is enough for your victim to believe they have drank the cock water and spit it all out in disgust. For best results, attempt this act in a large group.
"hey did u hear that Alex got Dicky Waters'd in the cafeteria at lunch?"
"no way dude, thats sooo fucked up!"
"no way dude, thats sooo fucked up!"
by BigShplaid789 November 23, 2021
by TheReallyRealReel March 25, 2022
by joergen #3 November 30, 2019
A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.
My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.
by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021
by mantis422 September 24, 2018