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diaper fudge

Noun: The nastiest, most gross of feces. This is the worst kind of poo. It is semi-solid, but runny at the same time, and can be various in coloration. Most of the time, it's what you find in a stank baby diaper. When describing a situation, this term can also be used as an alternative to bullshit, dog shit, or horse shit when it is necessary to be politically correct.
1) Lots of cheesy Mexican food mixed with multiple kinds of cheap alcohol will give you extreme diaper fudge if you're not careful.

2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!
by BrianSD March 3, 2008
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Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!
by .Bruk November 15, 2009
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Diaper man

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).
Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!
by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020
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Diaper sniper

A pedafile that hides in the trees and bushes.
Don't use that playground. The cops spotted a diaper sniper in the woods.
by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017
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diaper-exciting

When something is so exciting, you have to wear diapers, for the safety of not peeing in your pants.
X: "dude, i cant wait till tomorrow!!!!!its going to be so diaper-exciting!"
by BubbleDoll July 1, 2010
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diaper ass

an unattractive booty that makes a girl appear to be wearing a diaper under them jeans. also, a term used when a girl's ass hasn't quite reached mom ass, but is well on its way
whoa, look at gina and that diaper ass.
yeah, she's working those diaper-bottom jeans tonight.
by justymac August 22, 2008
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diaper drive

driving while wearing diapers to reduce poop stops.
Bitch did a diaper drive from LA to Sacremento so she wouldnt miss the concert
by Morgan the great December 14, 2008
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