daily mail

A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

by StrawberryUtopia October 18, 2009

Daily Hate

Frequently used to refer to the British tabloid "newspaper", The Daily Mail.

See also:

Toilet Paper,
Kindling.

Did you read the story in the Daily Hate about those Poles eating the royal swans?

by supadupa123 September 21, 2009

daily mail

The newspaper responsible for the deaths of children due to measles, mumps and rubella as a direct result of its campaign to undermine the government by scaremongering about the MMR vaccine. Now that their case has been disproved and other people's kids are dying, they refuse to apologise or accept any responsibility for their actions.

Simply scum.

"Hi, my name's Toby, I write for the Daily Mail. I am a lower form of life than a convicted paedophile"

by Paul Dacre January 1, 2009

Dairy Dukes

"Dairy Dukes" refers to the short shorts, originally made famous by "Daisy Duke" from The Dukes of Hazard, that are worn by women of a much grander size...with a much larger booty.

I don't think it's those "Dairy Dukes" that make her butt look big...I think it's her butt.

Some things should be left to the imagination-that fat ass hanging out of those "Dairy Dukes" over there is one of those things.

by MonaLisa007 March 27, 2010

Daimy

Daimy is a very lovely, sweet, cool girl. Daimy is always fight for your friendship.
Daimy would never forget all of her Friends. #hithere

Daimy

by Ilovethewayyouare March 21, 2019

Ghetto Dairy Cow

Being grossly overworked; pushed past one's tolerances and natural abilities, generally by managers too lazy or incompetent to do the job themselves. Evokes the image of an undernourished cow wandering around a lower socioeconomic area where all of the poor people attempt to milk it despite the fact that it's milk is long gone. (The term was created in my work place when my supervisor/acting boss realized the new Head was going to keep using him to do his job while at a lower pay grade.)

Steve, he's going to work you like a Ghetto Dairy Cow!

by RealRolexGuy November 29, 2011

Catch me outside, how bou' dait!

An overly elaborate phrase to put across the intention to take it outside and beat the fuck out of each other.

Dr Phil: "gurl, were you held back in school? Did you make it to 5th grade?"

Girl: "wherre the car at, I got mah keys. Not mah fault he had em layin around, he had it coming. You want your car back, catch me outside, how bou' dait!"

(Dr Phil retreats into his seat).

by zTaiga February 2, 2017