Belgian Curve

Extreme upward curvature of the penis.

"That guy's dick curves quite a lot... He has a mad belgian curve."

by Colin S. June 13, 2007

One-Curve

A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.

Dude that girl is such a one-curve!

Oh God! Don't look now the one-curve is coming!

by baddleeroybrown September 6, 2010

Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.

Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.

by Ânonymous March 11, 2015

That shit curves

When something is cool or works.

Randy: "Yo robby, look at these fat dubs on my whip"
Robby: "that shit curves fo show... Fo damn shoo"

by Streetplaya626 August 1, 2015

Dick curve

The way that your dick curves to

My dick curve to the left

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

California Curve

Peyronie's disease

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."

by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019

Shotgun Curves

When your girlfriend, wife, or daughter has a curvy body that will make you want to pull a shotgun on anyone who was staring at them too hard.

See Mary and Arthur are fine, but it’s you Ann you have Shotgun Curves so I have to look out for you.

by President Poverty June 9, 2019