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Bill Clinton

The Best Damn Thing To Happen To America Since The Forced Resignation of Republican President Nixon

A man who actually gave a DAMN about minorites (Ruined When Bush Ignored Minorities' Pleas During Hurricane Katrina), women (Ruined when Bush endored the idea that only rightful place for women is in the household), poor (Ruined when poverty rate increased during Bush's administration), civil rights (ruined when Bush allowed domestic spying on AMERICANS, peaceful anti-war protest meetings, etc. without APPROVAL OF COURT), economy (ruined when bush took office), gas (ruined when bush took office and got worse when bush let oil companies do w/e the hell they want), and Americans in General (Ruined when .bush said "ur doin' a heck of a job Brownie!")

Many critics point out he was a nasty god-less pervert because he had an affair with a woman and that he shoudlve been impeached...now let us take this into persepctive...

"Crimes of Presidents"
Clinton: Had his dick sucked--Impeachment
Bush: Lied About WMDS in Iraq, +2100 american troops dead, Allowed ILLEGAL Domestic Spying on Americas, Did Not Respond Quickly To Hurricane Katrina, +1000 hurricane victims dead, Gave In To Corrupt Oil Companies, "ur doin a heck of a job brownie!"--None...YET
Republican: Bill Clinton shoudlve been convicted of his crimes!!!
Democrat: If Bill Clinton "SHOULD HAVE" been convicted of his "crimes", then George Bush SHOUD'VE been tortured and hanged for his crimes...
by Marcos1779 January 2, 2006
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But Clinton

1. A fallacious argument used in political debate, similar to a Red Herring or Two Wrongs Make a Right, in which a debater attempts to redirect or downplay negative discussion or criticism of a politician or politicians (frequently Republican) by pointing out something negative about former Democratic President Bill Clinton.

2. A fallacious argument used in political debate, in which a debater erroneously accuses his or her opposition of resorting to the fallacy described in definition 1.
PERSON A: George W. Bush has taken this country into an unwinnable war, driven the federal deficit up to record highs, and has attempted to strip its citizens of their civil liberties.

PERSON B: But Clinton got a blowjob!
by Deep Hurting April 6, 2006
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Chintu

The Indian version of Kyle. Drinks Monsters and/ or Redbull. Knows why your check engine light came on. Brings lighter to a temple (to light his cig or help the pujari light the dia? We will never know)
"Yo dude! My car won't start can you help me see what's wrong?"
*chintu flexes his hands*
Chintu: yep I'm chintu, it's cuz your spark plugs are blown man, you'd need about tree fiddy to fix this bad boy
*sips monster*
by Afkhero April 20, 2020
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Hillary Clinton

An American female politician whom most guys pretend to find unattractive, but secretly find rather hot, due to factors such as looking somewhat like Emma Thompson, stimulating political disagreement, exciting prospect of forbidden carnal knowledge, ambiguous male / female dominance and submission roles and maybe a spanking if she's been bad.
Jim was ragging on about "that b*tch* Hillary Clinton" last night but I know that he sometimes whacks off while fantasizing about her.
by Michael Hawk October 23, 2007
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pulling a clinton

(V) 1. Fucking up bad. Tantamount to having a huge lead and somehow blowing it (no pun intended).
2. Refers to Hillary Clinton's loss of a 20 point National Lead to competitor Barack Obama, costing her--most likely--the Democratic Nominee.

aka: Pulling a Hillary
Abe: Zach, you suck at basketball
Zach: Fuck you dude, you know had that thing locked-in 10-5 until I started pulling a Clinton and let you score 6 points in a row.

Zach: Did you hear about Sleek?
Jeff: No, what happened?
Zach: Sleek just totaled his car and is currently indicted
Jeff: Oh, shit! I thought he had a new job and was finally straighting out; he just pulled a fat Clinton at life.
by Thizzmasta707 February 12, 2008
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Clinton, New York

A little village in between Westmoreland and New Hartford. Home of Hamilton College. Hockeytown of New York. Town with a lot of underaged teenagers who drinks and smokes and doesn't give a shit.
Man: Hey you hear about a group of teenagers getting busted for drinking?
Woman: Really? Where was the bust?
Man: In Clinton, New York.
Woman: Hmm, thought so.
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chintzy

Shitty and cheap; Lacking morals in regards to compassion or sharing any kind of material goods with others.
The company I worked for for 5 years cancelled my insurance at midnight on my last day instead of waiting til the end of the month like other companies. They are so chintzy.
by lola23 November 3, 2005
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