cuff the senator

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

by MeatCubed June 13, 2014

winter cuff

A partner you hook up with in the colder months, organically breaking up when it gets warm (from the word handcuff)

God, I need a winter cuff this year. I'm so sick of having to go meet guys when it's cold out.

by Honeeybee November 29, 2017

puff on the cuff

the result of masturbating while fully clothed and the ejaculate ends up on one's sleeve

Last night I watched reruns of "Three's Company" on Nick at Nite and ended up with a puff on the cuff.

by tipster173 December 30, 2010

bum cuff

A pant hem that has been walked on til it is ragged and straggly.

"Hey Jim, need a belt?"
"No, why?"
"If you don't keep your pants up, they'll get bum cuffs like a dirty homeless man."

by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

eagle cuff

When a person does not shave their legs carefully enough and ends up with a line of hair around their leg

Taylor didn't want to take her socks off, because then everyone would see she'd rushed shaving that morning and ended up with an eagle cuff.

by VMimm February 29, 2016

cuff bunny

A girl that likes bondage, more specifically, hand cuffs during sex.

Oh yeah, Leah is such a cuff bunny

by <3Bunny<3 August 12, 2021

cuff me

Said sarcastically after doing something rebellious or naughty. Equivalent of what you going to do about it.

Example:
Girl 1- I heard you were chirpsing joe
Girl 2 - Ooo cuff me

Can be used in many contexts

Guy 1 - I didn't do the essay
Guy 2 - wasn't the deadline a week ago
Guy 1 - yeah cuff me

by Kcihras November 19, 2013