A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018
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Get the Croutons mug.A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.
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Get the Crouton mug.A crouton is something you put in salad and it is a type of bread that is crunchy and when you put it in salad it sometimes turn soggy so it’s not that crispy and hard and it is good sometimes but when it’s soggy it’s not that good sometimes It taste like poop and sometimes it taste like heaven because I am religious and croutons no name brand taste disgusting but real name brands are known for having delicious croutons
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