crump

You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.

Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.

That bitch is crumped up.

by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017

Crump

Verb: When you fart whilst being fucked from behind

The past tense is crumped

"We went back to mine and during sex he/she Crumped."
"Did you crump during sex"

by Judicle October 27, 2020

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Crump

A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.

Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"

by _Solaris November 22, 2017

crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.

I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle

by Q576607 November 15, 2018

Crump

Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)

Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.

by Not rice March 21, 2021