king crummett

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

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Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you

I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!

by Percythep December 10, 2023

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Warm Cummies

Reference to cum.

"I just shot warm cummies everywhere"

by canadianyoshi March 4, 2025

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prefire cummies (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈpri .faɪər ˈkʌm.i z/

Slang — The act of reaching orgasm as quickly as possible without any prolonged edging, trance, or “goon state.”

Opposite of: gooning (prolonged, trance-like arousal).

Etymology: From pre-fire (“before prolonged build-up or extended arousal”) + cummies (vulgar slang for semen or orgasm).

Colloquial — In jest, refers to an intentional choice to “pull the trigger” immediately, sacrificing the slow burn for instant gratification.

Definition:
The act of reaching orgasm as quickly as possible without any prolonged edging, trance, or “goon state.” This state prioritizes immediate satisfaction over prolonged arousal.
Prefire cummies

by Vnhl August 9, 2025

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