The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy

“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”

by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022

Crud

Dried up semen

I just snorted my dads crud

by CrudMaster69 January 14, 2022

crud

SIMPILY REFERRING TO A PERSON BEING MAD,STUPID OR PSYCHOPATH. THIS WORD USED FOR AVOIDING SWEAR WORDS.

ME: "THIS GUY IS ON THE CRUD ."
JACK : "AY YO! IS THIS GUY ON THE CRUD OR SOMETHING?"

by ZAN ZEE December 6, 2021

Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.

by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021

crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals

i have to check for crud before my dick appointment

by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.

"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow

by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022