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Cioccoloni

Drift wood that washes up on the North Cornish coast once every seventy five years or so, usually in the autumn. It is not known where the timber originally comes from - it has a chocolate scent.
Gorran - Hey Jory what's that smell have you been using Demelza's body lotion again?

Jory - No Gorran its those lumps of Cioccoloni over there!

Gorran - Wow I remember my Grandad talking about that!
by Sunday Trefusis March 1, 2011
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Crocodile Cunthouse

" yo tim this girl i banged last night had a crocodile cunthouse"
by meatbag6958585 October 18, 2011
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crocodile kill cow

Violent sex in which partners bite and scratch eachother while barrel rolling and pinning each other down
I had violent crocodile kill cow with my gf last night
by Bob riestley December 4, 2013
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Crocodile Person

A crocodile person is an aggressive, manipulative person who preys on feelings of social agony in others.

A crocodile person is someone who tries to get into committed relationships with those in need as a way of having someone to exact their aggressive, angry, domineering and manipulative propensities on. Crocodiles differ from psychopaths in the sense that they don't use glibness and charm.

They simply try to leverage things in their own way by coming across people in need, to use their desperation and eagerness for the compliments of socializing, which are just as well an immutable right.

Crocodile people pick up on very little beyond how they are feeling, what they want to do, and how they are conditioned to process, react and interact with the world around them .

The clear lack of thoughtfulness is easy to spot, but can still be overlooked if the victim is already convinced that the crocodile person is a catch.
Wendy comes from a dogmatic warrior subculture. She owns firearms, and uses coercion to arm-twist others to get what she wants. She married a very docile and sophisticated male, John. Wendy was often aggressive, disarming, disabusing, counter-assumptive, crude, not self-aware, lacking in accountability, and always let John's feelings go where they would go, as a way of keeping John unstable. When John would lose interest due to her troglodyte behavior, she would try to initiate sex or steer the convo in that direction.

Now that they're married, John has to comply with everything that comforts her, or else she throws a fit and starts making threats, lest he get himself shot or attacked in his sleep. So Wendy was simply using John as a way of being able to afford the implications of venting lots of machiavellian rage. Wendy is an example of a crocodile person.
by DanZhukovin October 25, 2019
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Cioccolata Piss

Someone who is unbelievably horny for Cioccolata from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Possibly the biggest Cioccolata fan out there. Head empty, only Cioccolata NSFW. Also a bottom.
‘Jesus i don’t know how you like cioccolata that much’ ‘idk dude i’m just Cioccolata Piss’
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crocodile-tears

Crocodile-tears are something someone will do as they are faking their tears to put on a show and attract attention.
My grandma was fine until we walked in the crowd and started crying crocodile-tears.
by Abigail Oconnor September 23, 2020
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Lazy Crocodile

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.
Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
by Culie July 13, 2014
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